timflavouredcurry
My name is Hollie and I like Tim Curry a lot.

omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.


alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 


thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone


ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”


dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Source: razzadoops)